Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Xavier Fight Song...as played on the tuba.


Bum. Bum. Bum buh bum bum bum! Bum bum bum bum, bum, bum bum bum bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum bum bum. BUM BUM BUM BUM bum buh bum bum buh da buh bum. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum buh bum buh bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum buh bum bum bum. bum, bum, bum bum bum bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. BUM buh BUM buh bum BUH DUH DUH DAH buh BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM buh BUM BUM BUM BUMP!

X!!!(duguhduguhduguhduguhduguhduguh) A!!! (duguhduguhduguhduguhduguhduguh)
V!!! (duguhduguhduguhduguhduguhduguh) I! E! R!

X!!!(duguhduguhduguhduguhduguhduguh) A!!! (duguhduguhduguhduguhduguhduguh)
V!!! (duguhduguhduguhduguhduguhduguh) I! E! R!

Bum. Bum. Bum buh bum bum bum! Bum bum bum bum, bum, bum bum bum bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum bum bum. BUM BUM BUM BUM bum buh bum bum buh da buh bum. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum buh bum buh bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum buh bum bum bum. bum, bum, bum bum bum bum. Bum, bum, bum, bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. BUM buh BUM buh bum BUH DUH DUH DAH buh BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM buh BUM BUM BUM BUMP!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Healthcare…one man’s opinion

I was, at one time, of the same mind as the current “Tea Party” movement. I’m not of opposite mind now, just a little off-center, if you will. I think that it has become as militant and obstinate as Obama’s Change Coalition. When so many people with access to so much information rely solely on partisan news sources and diatribe-laden chain e-mails, it’s no wonder our nation is so divided right now.
There are many things about H.R.4872 that I like (and none of them involve the ridiculous politics that surround it). There are many things that I don’t like (including said politics). However, anyone that says that we don’t have a problem with the health care insurance industry is just plain misinformed, ignorant, or both.
Here’s what I like:
  • No yearly or lifetime limit on benefits
  • Offspring eligible until 26 on their parents’ plan
  • Improved estimating and premium-determination via the Law of Large Numbers, including those with less health problems (i.e. healthy 20/30-somethings).
  • Truly helps seniors by fixing some inherent and congressional-created problems with Medicare.
  • Substantial and appropriate funding to fight health insurance fraud.
Here’s what I don’t like
  • The piggy-backing of student loan reform.
  • The executive order regarding abortion funding (I agree with it, but it’s reversible by the swipe of a pen by one individual with zero checks and balances).
  • The reliance upon future congresses to enact certain items to help it reduce the deficit. This will not happen.
  • The blatant disregard for pay-as-you-go in exchange for Robin Hooding the successful.
These aren’t exhaustive lists, but they hit the highlights. The first two “likes” are selfish.  One, my beautiful Aunt Maria is boxing brain cancer right now, and she’s beating the hell out of it. However, those treatments aren’t cheap. By eliminating the yearly/lifetime benefit caps, you take the handcuffs off of the doctors and let them find the best treatment for her without having to have a fundraiser every day. There is still a person cost, but there’s no wall.
Two, my brother is 21 years old and had to make a life decision this year based upon his inability to keep health insurance through my parents. This, I believe, will help him out tremendously.
As far as the dislikes go, here’s my take:
Student Loan reform should have been handled independently. It was rammed through with hardly any discussion and next to nobody realizes that the actions this past year federalize the three largest loans that an individual usually incurs:
  • Home loans – the federal government backs a HUGE percentage of all mortgage securities now. Plus, we control a lot of the banks and the entire rating system.
  • Car loans – two of the largest American auto manufactures now have their financing through the federally-overseen GMAC.
  • Student Loans – by creating this uber lender, we have completed the trifecta of being owned by Uncle Sam
The executive order banning the use of federal funds for an abortion is a joke. How do you determine that? You won’t ever have an earmark that says “Abortion Funds.” However, there are going to be many programs that fund or support voluntary abortions of healthy fetuses getting federal money. Does this ban any money to any group that supports any facet of abortions? Absolutely not. A health-insurance company could direct private funds to abortion-related benefits and say that no federal funds go to this. It’s the same ploy used by the United Way. They say that you can direct “your” funds to a specific charity and by-pass a group like the Susan B. Komen Foundation (they do good work in some venues, but they are pro-choice). Everyone gets the same amount of money that they would; they just redirect the contributions from people that don’t earmark to the charities that received less earmarks.
I don’t think I have to say very much about building in dates for future congresses to do something. We all know it’s not going to happen. They know it’s not going to happen. But, when it doesn’t, each side can blame the other for the situation. I can’t believe that the Congressional Budget Office would release estimates based upon this kind of insanity.
I don’t make $250,000/year. I probably won’t ever make $250,000/year. So, this won’t cost me money. Right? Right? Wrong. Who invests in start ups? Who helps to fund new research? Who does this, this, this, this and this? The wealthy. I won’t go into the specifics, but rich people get very creative in ways to preserve their money. You can bet your ass that some money manager out there is going to have a shit-ton of clients when he figures out a way to shield them from this.
There’s so much left on this topic that it makes my headspin…but this is a start.
Oh…and Steve Driehaus? You are not who I thought you could be. Chabot 2010.

Pinch me…

XU Salt Lake City '10 002

If you read my blog, you know that I had planned on starting the Jewish Hospital-monitored Optifast 800 weigh loss program today. However, fate stepped in and offered me the opportunity of a lifetime. I will be starting the program a week from today, but read on for my (in my humble opinion) sound reasoning.

At 3:30p on Monday, March 22nd I received the following email from the president of Xavier University’s Pep Band:

Hey Guys,
    We are in need of a trombone and tuba players for Salt Lake City or for the women's round 2 game. Please let me know if you are available ASAP. Call me at 513-XXX-XXXX.

Salt Lake City: ($200...$50/day)
Leaving TOMORROW early afternoon... returning either Fri. or Sun (depending on game outcome).

Thanks, Michelle

That $50/day is a per diem, by the way, not a charge. So, I was being invited to go to Salt Lake City, UT to play with the XU Pep Band for the Xavier University Men’s Basketball team’s Sweet 16 and (hopefully) Elite 8 games.

After about 30 minutes of internal struggle about the weight loss program, I decided that I couldn’t pass this up. So, I’m currently typing this in the Starbucks inside of the Marriot – City Center in Salt Lake City, UT (or as a souvenir tee put it yesterday “SL,UT”).

We flew out of CVG on a chartered jet with the team, benefactors, and cheerleaders. That was a neat experience. There was minimal screening done and the plane was so cool. All of the seats were leather and business-class sized.

XU Salt Lake City '10 004This is the plane that flew us from Cincinnati to Salt Lake City. The two people in the picture above are Joe Sunderman and Byron Larkin from 700 WLW. They are also each Xavier Basketball royalty. 

XU Salt Lake City '10 001

The inside of the Sun County 737. That’s Joe Sunderman’s head sticking up…he is a VERY tall man. He is also one of the nicest and most gracious people I have ever met.

Right before we landed in Salt Lake City, we were treated to an absolutely amazing view of the Wasatch Mountains.

XU Salt Lake City '10 005 XU Salt Lake City '10 006We landed in Salt Lake City and taxied to a private terminal that was pretentiously named Million Air. After I stopped laughing my ass off, we descended the stairs-on-a-pickup truck (pretty cool), took 10 steps (no more), and got onto our charter bus from the much more aptly-named Le Bus.

I stowed my sousaphone in our private meeting room, got my stuff to my room, and went with some friends to dinner at the California Pizza Kitchen. (I had to try this place since Joe Boyd’s son recommends it so highly). The Chipotle Chicken Pizza was fantastic. So was the bread. We need one in Cincinnati.

Good night’s sleep and two hours in a Starbucks…good times. Apparently, we are headed to the Utah Olympic Park in Park City this afternoon. I’m not sold on it, so I may try to beg off and see the Temple Square and other areas. I know that I’m 30yo and can make my own decisions, but I want to respect the rules that the band has set forth…they have been very gracious.

Until next time…

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Letter of Medical Necessity=A swift kick to the figs.

The degree of transparency with which I have approached this entire Free Jon project has been, well, freeing. So, with that in mind, I wanted to share the following text from my doctor's letter to my insurance company outlining the reasons why entering this program is medically necessary.
March 17, 2010

Re:         Jonathan Meyer
DOB:     5/14/79

Dear Sir or Madam:

This letter is in regards to Jonathan Meyer and in regards to medical necessity for weight loss treatment. The patient is 30 years old, he is 6'5" tall and weighs 347 pounds. This gives him a body mass index of 41.3 which qualifies him as being morbidly obese. His medical history is significant for sever sleep apnea which has been treated with CPAP for some time now. This patient has had ongoing long-term issues with his weight and has been recalcitrant to lifestyle modifications and diet modifications. Because of his severe weigh problem exercise is very difficult and challenging given shortness of breath and joint pain and his sleep apnea is ligel directly related to his morbid obesity. The patient is highly motivated to change his weight but, unfortunately, with attempts at weight loss to date he has been unsuccessful. I have recommened the patiet pursue medical weight loss management at the Jewish Hospital Weight Loss Center and he is, again, motivated and interested in pursuing this as an option. Given his morbid obesity, waiting for treatment any longer will just leave him open for severe co-morbidities including diabetes, coronary disease, osteoarthritis, hypertentions, stroke and kidney disease, as you know.

I would strongly recommend that the patient be considered for approval for insurance coverage of his morbid obesity and medical weight loss management.
Obviously, this was painful for me to read. I sat at my desk at work after opening the fax and struggled not to run to my car and drive as far away from my computer monitor as possible. Instead, I forwarded it to my health claims processor and post it here for all to see now. While I knew that I was morbidly obese, and that I went to my doctor for the express reason off asking for the diagnosis and letter, it was still incredibly hard to read. I want to say, "I'm not diabetic! There's not even any family history! I have great blood pressure!" The reality, however, is that I could be the first diabetic in my family and that it's an inevitability if I don't make some changes.

I wrote earlier that the Free* all-church journey at Vineyard Community Church (and 50 other churches in the greater Cincinnati area) has had a tremendous impact on me. This morning affirmed that even more. Our worship pastor, Charlie Hines, lead a song that spoke tremondous me to my heart:
I am free to run
I am free to dance
I am free to live for You
I am free
The reality is...I am not free to run. Not physically, at least. I can barely jog to the end of my driveway and back. Dance...again...not really. I just get so tired and suffer in pain so easily. I am free to live for God, that's for sure. I try harder and harder every day to be a "freedom fighter," as Dave Workman put it today.

I am training to be a freedom fighter. I am fighting for my life, at this point. I know that I will succeed...and finally be free.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Big Chairs

Sitting in the Jewish Hospital Weight Management Center…and there are lots of big chairs. Every doctor’s office waiting room in which I’ve ever waited has had the regular ol’ grey chairs that hurt my ass more than anything. At home, I sit on a couch or a love seat. At work, I have a big chair because it has to go up high enough to get me up to my raised desk (or that’s what I tell myself).
Here are a list of places that I cannot wait to visit and set my no-longer fat ass down in a chair:
  • Bravo Restaurant – they glue their booth tables to the wall…not gut-friendly.
  • Music Hall – this…this will be the best, I think.
  • AirTran Air Plane – I may have to fly to and from Baltimore from Dayton ($49 each way) in a middle seat just for shits and giggles.
  • Milford Retreat Center – I broke a chair there on my first Kairos. It will be a healing moment.
  • Barb and Rick Helmes’ house – ditto. Broke a chair there, too. Ironically, it is now in my living room, thanks to their giving spirit.
  • Great American Ballpark Bleacher Seats – Again, full of irony. This is the only area in the ballpark without arms, but there are little lines separating the seats…grrr.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Game Changer

I went to the doctor this week for one reason and one reason only: to ask him to diagnose me as being morbidly obese. That’s incredibly depressing, let me assure you. It’s one thing to know it, but it’s another to be labeled.

The reason for this diagnosis is that I am entering the Jewish Hospital Weight Loss Program. The only way that I have any hope of getting help from my insurance company is for my doctor to tell me that I am endangering my life.

For the past few weeks, the Holy Spirit has been throwing things at me that cannot be ignored. The Free* series that my church has been going through was one of the first things that smacked me in the face. In my journal for the series, I wrote the following statement: “My inability to lose weight has made me believe that I cannot succeed in anything.”

Ouch.

Next, my pastor, Joe Boyd (author of the fantastic new book Between Two Kingdomsit sold out on Amazon.com) talked about how his Biggest Loser scale told him that he was obese. He’s not big. I would kill to be his size. If he’s big…what am I?

Finally, one of my work friend’s neighbors, that is 35 years old, died in his sleep. He was perfectly healthy…what does that say for me?

I don’t want to leave a widow. I don’t want to miss my son growing into a man. I want to be able to join the AARP. I want to celebrate our 50th anniversary.

So, I’m going balls-to-the-wall. This program is meal-replacement shake based. 800 calories per day. It would be pretty average for me to lose 100 pounds by Christmas.

OMG (and that is a prayer). This process will also help my prayer life…no doubt.

This is going to get me blogging again for sure. I’ve missed it, but I needed some space. Now, I’m ready.